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Signing Players: The Dennis Wise Method

Dennis you idiot!

One of the interesting sections of the Statement from NUFC today, is the piece about Dennis Wise and Nacho Gonzalez, Dennis is truly a hopeless individual, and this should explain why

Mr Wise telephoned Mr Keegan and told him that he had a great player for the Club to sign, namely Ignacio Gonzalez, and that he should look him up. Mr Keegan tried to locate him on the internet but could find no reference to him.

Mr Wise told him that he had been on loan at Monaco but having checked out the details, Mr Keegan was unimpressed and told Mr Wise that he did not think the player was good enough. Mr Wise then told him that the player was on “You Tube” and that Mr Keegan could look him up there but he found that the clips were of poor quality and provided no proper basis for signing a player to a Premier League Club.

Moreover, no one at the Club had ever seen him play.

However, notwithstanding that he made it clear not only to Mr Wise but also to Mr Jimenez and to Mr Ashley that he very strongly objected to the signing of Mr Gonzalez (he was to be signed on loan with an option to purchase), the Club proceeded with the deal and the transfer was concluded the following day, on 31 August 2008.

Dennis, you are a knob!

Nacho, signed by Dennis based on this….




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1 Comments

Nosey Parker say's:

3:07 PM

Saw the Newcastle Ipswich game on iplayer on hearing the chants for mike ashley “Fat Cockney *** *** get out of our club” I can now see why.
Btw Gabby Logan looked good,

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