We have signed attacking midfielder/striker Joan Simun Edmundsson on loan from B68. Apparently he is 18, very promising and is here for the rest of the season with an option to keep him on. We have also been credited with an interest in Norwegian defender Vegar Eggen Hedenstad.

Andy Carroll has been charged with assault following a nightclub incident.

Peter Lovenkrands has thanked fans for their support following the death of his father.

Early team news ahead of the Derby match: Alan Smith is back in contention, there are no fresh injuries after the Cardiff match and Chris is waiting on assessments on Colo and Butt (I assessed Butt years ago and established that he couldn’t play!).

Corbridge born Graham Carr (father of comedian Alan) is our new chief scout.

Gazza was drunk and got in trouble with the police again (drink driving). Surely it would now be easier for people just to report if he ever actually sobers up!

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