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It would seem that MFC and Cleveland Police are more than slightly concerned about the arrival on Newcastle to their chemically enhanced industrial estate... (more...)

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  • Tyking The P***, A Day Ou... 315 December 2009   8:24 AM

    Barnsley is shit! Well to be honest, that’s not my opinion but Mick Martins’. Not Mick Martins, he of black and white fame from the 70s and 80s, and a terrace favourite. No, he of TOTT fame,

  • Zurab Returns To Blackbur... 114 December 2009   12:01 PM

    Reports in today's Lancashire Telegraph are suggesting that Khizanishvili will return to Blackburn Rovers ahead of their game against Birmingham City. (more...)

  • Barnsley v NUFC – M... 012 December 2009   12:52 PM

    Saturday see's almost 7,000 mad geordies travel to Oakwell, for those of you who can't make it, join us in our chat room! (more...)

  • Barnsley v Newcastle Unit... 012 December 2009   8:54 AM

    Newcastle, looking for a Championship record 8th straight win, visit Barnsley, the club with the longest  history in the second tier after 69 seasons there. Can the Toon continue their winning

  • An American Geordie 610 December 2009   11:00 AM

    As regular message board users will know, I recently set up a TOTT fanzine twitter page which I ocassionaly mention! http://twitter.com/TOTTfanzine , if you're interested. (more...)

  • Coventry v NUFC – M... 19 December 2009   5:14 PM

    After a few successful trial runs, we've decided to make the chat feature a regular thing, so if you fancy a bit of match day banter, read on... (more...)

  • Coventry v NUFC – M... 09 December 2009   10:00 AM

    Newcastle, with 6 wins in a row, visit a Coventry team going into to 10th game since a victory. Coincidentally, the Toon have 6 wins on the trot home and away against Coventry this millennium. (mo

  • NUFC v Watford – Ma... 05 December 2009   11:44 AM

    Saturday afternoon’s visitors to St James’ are Watford. Can Hughton gain a record of being the first permanent Newcastle manager to start with 5 wins, or will the Magpies’ luck run out in th

  • Case For The Defense 01 December 2009   9:00 AM

    The gloom merchants had Newcastle United down as a team doing a Leeds, tumbling after relegation and the loss of the most saleable assets. For once, something has gone right. (more...)

  • NUFC v Swansea – Ma... 128 November 2009   9:14 AM

    The Toon welcome Swansea as the visitors on Saturday afternoon, for only their 13th league visit. Facing the visiting supporters in level 7 will be the sign that heralds the change of stadium name

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Written by Claud_BallZ

ok laxa has obviously been called into some covert black ops mission behind enemy lines deep in communist wigan, lads your mission is to keep the story going as to what you think agent laxa is upto, ill start off and remember its only 6 words.Agent Laxa peered through the window.next

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